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I have coined a new phrase or definition.
LUNCH LADY HAIR: NOUN
Anything foreign found in food that is either:
A.) Unrecognizable
B.) An Actual Hair You Know Isn't Yours
Next time you find a bit of something green in your milkshake you can say. "Ah shit. Some Lunch Lady Hair!" OR if you are a parent or in charge of picky children you can say in regards to that bit that doesn't belong, "Oh! That's just Lunch Lady Hair."
